Population Plus 1 (Here’s to Little Kiki)


Assalammualaikum and welcome to the world little one!

This one’s for Little Kiki (because she doesn’t have a name yet, so we’re calling her with Safiya’s nick name)

First, Happy Birthday Honey!


So, dear Little Kiki,


               You were born yesterday at approximately 2.30 PM and I would remember this because I remember checking my phone because Pamit (my uncle, your granduncle) sent a picture to the Whatsapp group (an application we use to text because it’s much cheaper than SMS – you don’t have to know what SMS is, it’s okay. I’m not too sure what applications or programs you’re gonna have in the future) about an ad that says ‘Bata Milk Chicken and Beef Black Paper’ and I remember cracking up so hard! A few minutes later Ka Fils (my cousin, your aunt) texted the group going ‘Alhamdulillah, Kaka gave birth to a baby girl!’ and I remember the chains of congratulatory messages and prayers that came after that and this I remember vividly -  I went WHAT! And I almost choked myself because you see; we weren’t expecting you for another week or so.

               So yes, at the same time I was pretty excited about your arrival. The year has been good so far; weddings and the arrival of you little ones! So in addition to Safiya (your sister), Zaara, Haziq, Syura, we’re all anxious for Ka Izyan and Abang R (they’re my cousins, which makes them your I don’t know, your mother’s cousins? Oh well I’m not sure. Aunt and uncle I suppose) I’m sure at some point you’ll hear about my thing against children. I’m not going to lie though, I don’t like kids. HAHA they’re messy and everywhere and they’re practically walking boom boxes! (Referring to the loudness) But hey, I like you guys! I told myself that you guys are pretty okay. I mean, if someone asked me if I like kids, I’d be like ‘Yeah, my nieces and nephews. That’s as far as kids goes’. That seems pretty fair, right?

               I first met you just now! You’re so small OMG I can’t even put words to describe you. You’re just really small. You were closing your eyes the whole time and I think you were sleeping but my mum says that’s just how babies are. I think you’re gonna be a pretty good kid because you didn’t cry just now and you’re so small I could hold you in one arm and ugh imagine having you to snuggle with at night! I like newborns up until they can walk, but when they start uttering words, well honey, aren’t we in a bad place? HAHAH I’m kidding. But yeah, I like newborns. Not only you smell oh so heavenly (BABIES SMELL REALLY GOOD) but you’re so easy to deal with! And the whole time I kept on calling you ‘child’ because you’re nameless right now. ‘Ka, where’s the child?’, ‘Where’s the nurse taking the child?’, ‘I bought you clothes child!’, ‘Look at you child, all small and jelly-like’. HAHAH yes and I went on a shopping spree last night buying you all the possible shirts/rompers/socks/hats you can wear because I GET EXCITED ABOUT THIS KINDA THANG! And I played with your head the whole time I held you because I can’t get over the fact it feels so wobbly and jelly-ish.

               Okay, I’m pretty damn good at expressing myself through words trust me. Just don’t expect me to say mushy nice words face-to-face because I just can’t. I don’t why I’m writing this though, it’s like I really want to remember what my first impression of you is or I just felt like writing an essay-like statement. And I guess I really like you kid! Once again, welcome to the family. We’re difficult but you’re a part of us, so I know you have what it takes to handle us. It takes an Ottoman to handle an Ottoman right? HAHAHA yes it does.


All the best xx

xom.

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