and here ya go:

" The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce

I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth

You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

It has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by the friends

Every time I look at it I get a fierce desire to be lonesome

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you

Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much. You’re not that good

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse "

It's amazing what you can find on Google nowadays. They just find their way to RELATE!

I'm sorry, I didn't hate you (before). Annoyance seems to seep in especially when my name became a household topic online. So for that, excuse me for being completely ignorant. At least I still have that thing called 'dignity' to cover up your face around here, I COULD, and trust me, I WOULD do it. But hey, you're really not the worst thing. I'm not trying to be mean, because that's just not me. I just enjoy having the afternoon to talk about a topic I don't really entertain myself with.