ello peeps!

it's raining and currently, i'm just afraid the lightning will kill me. anyways, we were all quite DRUNK on thursday night. as usual, Sha and I were talking about some stuffs and then Ka Nadeeya was pissed because i kept on calling her 'Xania' for a change. right, this is gonna be long, but you chose to read it.

Me: hey Xania

Nadeeya: don't call me that

Me: ok. what about Sonia?

Nadeeya: don't call me that too. i have a friend called Sonia, and she's a total s***head

Me: ohhkayy. what do you want me to call you?

Nadeeya: Nadeeya is fine

Me: bah, fine. hey Xania

Nadeeya: don't call me that!

Me: why? lawa jua!

Nadeeya: you make it sound like its some ancient princess

Sha: like Andromeda?

Me and Ka Nadeeya: what? who's Andromeda?

Sha: nevermindd

Me: Xania, i want to sue my teacher

Nadeeya: what happend this time? she made you stand up? *annoyed face*

Me: no. she pinched me

Nadeeya: WHAT?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!

Me: yeah, right here, under my elbows

Nadeeya: AND YOU LET HER DO THAT?!

Me: sort of

Nadeeya: WHATTHEHELL MAN!

Me: what was i suppose to do, huh?

Nadeeya: RUN! goddamnit!

Me: she'll catch me! HOLLA XANIA

Nadeeya: go to the principal's office

Me: and what will i say there?

Nadeeya: tell that your teacher verbally abused you

Me: ohhhhkayy, bah, antam tah lawyer

Nadeeya: seriously, what is up with them?

Me: well, don't send your kids to ugama school

Nadeeya: totally. hey Sha, don't send your kids to ugama school

Sha: fineeeee. i'll stick with alcohol and ganja

Me and Sha : HAAAAA!

Nadeeya: goddd

Me: hey sha, if you could change your name, what would it be? no alcohol or ganja

Sha: hmmmmm. POOJA!

Me: whatttttt?

Me: Xania, what would your name be?

Nadeeya: well, its gonna be Nadeeya

Me: what if it didn't exist?

Nadeeya: it'll still be Nadeeya

Me: mannnn, you're boring

Nadeeya: what about you? what would it be?

Me: uhhhhhhh.. i'd be LI JINJIN from New Gubei Area in Shanghai

Me: Sha can be Pooja from New Delhi. and, well, you can be Zainab from Malaysia

Nadeeya: what? why do i have to come from Malaysia?

Me: i don't know. fineee, you can be Lea Schawrkinofov from Russia

Nadeeya: whatever man. *leaves room*

Sha: hey Li JinJin

Me: hey Pooja

i know you'd probably think we're lame, but, seriously, we have loads of fun. especially when we're all wasted.